Kojima doing Half-life and Valve doing Metal Sear Solid?

[Bodhesatva]

Garcian Smith said:
Half-Life under Kojima's direction:

[Gordon moves five feet]

[Alyx]: Gordon, you need to pick up that crowbar!

[Gordon]: Pick up that crowbar? How do I do that?

[Alyx]: To pick up an item, run up to it and press X.

[Gordon]: So, to pick up the crowbar, I walk over to it and press X?

[Alyx]: That's right, Gordon!

[Gordon]: Thanks, Alyx.

[Gordon walks another five feet toward the crowbar]

[Alyx]: Oh, Gordon, I forgot! There might be headcrabs around here.

[Gordon]: Headcrabs?

[Alyx]: Yeah. You know, those things you killed in the first game. They like to leap on to people's heads and turn them into zombies.

[Gordon]: Oh, yeah. Headcrabs. Now I remember.

[Alyx]: Just be careful, okay Gordon? If you need help, press the A button and I'll give you hints.

[Gordon]: So, if I'm stuck, press the A button?

[Alyx]: Right, Gordon.

[Gordon]: All right. Thanks again, Alyx.

[Alyx]: No problem, Gordon!

[Gordon reaches the crowbar and is about to pick it up.]

[Alyx]: Oh, by the way, did you know that the artist Salvador Dali once said, "Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings?"

[Gordon]: ... Just let me pick up the damn crowbar already.

[Alyx]: No, wait; I need to explain to you, at length, why the Combine is an allegory for the Communists in the Cold War.

[Gordon]: ...

[etc.]

Fantastic.