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My wife got one a while back saying she had won the publishers clearing House sweepstakes. The guy wanted her to go get a gift card or something convoluted. When she didn't sound excited, the guy asked her what was wrong. She said she had won like five times already. Suddenly the guy got pissed and said "Suck my deek and eat my sheet, beech!" And then hung up.

This was back in like 2015. After that, she tries to mess with them, doing fake voices and crazy scenarios but she's nowhere near as good as her sister. In fact, she's pretty bad at it. They usually hang up within seconds. Her sister is a pro!