FaceBook is a Friend Simulator.
Porn is a Sex Simulator.
Gym Memberships are Fitness Simulators.
Traffic Congestion are Slow Death Simulators.
Movies are Fantasy Simulators.
Drugs, Alcohol, and Tabacco are Escape Simulators.
Jobs are Income Simulators.
Taxes and Voting are Citizen Simulators.
Churches and Cathedrals are Devotion Simulators.
Politicians are Ego Simulators.
Wealth is a Hording Simulator.
Eating is a Survival Simulator.
Climate Destruction is the Most Selfish Bastard Simulator of All.
Online Forums are full of Troll Simulators.
Gun Violence are Cries for Help Simulators.
Human Rights violations are Evil Simulators.
Ignorance is a Happiness Simulator.
Corporations are Greed Simulators.
Homelessness are Mental Illness Simulators.
[edit:] Sean Spicer is a Dancing Simulator. ;)
Last edited by Mospeada21CA - on 10 November 2019
