COKTOE on 30 June 2019
Juuuust use a cantaloupe and pretend it's her. You know what? That's too close. Use a watermelon, and think about your neighbor fantasizing about your girlfriend while he has sex with a pumpkin. That way you're 2 steps removed from the act and she won't pick up on any vibes.
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."
