I found the cure to twitter. Boobs!

[WolfpackN64]

John2290 said:

RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I like my news like I like my McDonalds. Not fresh and thourougly processed (but arguably still tasty).