I found the cure to twitter. Boobs!

[sethnintendo]

John2290 said:

RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I don't have any social media accounts except vgc if you want to count that.  How to get news?  Try www.reuters.com