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kirby007 said:
Cerebralbore101 said:

TL/DR: I only play good games, and 6, or 7 reviewscores fall in the middle of the pack, and I don't have enough time to play those, because I have more games than God. :P

I buy more games in the 8 category than anything else. Eight stands for great! 


Nah hold up my friend, 8s can get bend
Eight sounds good, but usually ruin my mood.
9s and tens are the way to go, and 8s make me wanna blow.
Now I must admit even a game between a 5 and an one can still be enjoyed.
Aslong as enough beer has been deployed.
For example im playing epic mickey, this one is quite tricky.
On average it has a 7.2 which shouldnt be enough for you.
Its so kiddy i wanna hide, but this game isnt a game to skip
So i can say with pride, man for a remaster i would doubledip
I give it a 9.1 suck on it son!

Funny you should mention it, but I played Epic Mickey from start to finish. I got it as a christmas present from my Mom. And I played it. And I beat it. Because I love my Mom. The paint mechanic was interesting for it's time, but not enough was done with it. The platforming was kind of subpar, but maybe that's just me having been spoiled by Mario for decades. 

Also, funny poem. I know you're making fun of me, but I can't help but laugh. To a certain degree I deserve to be made fun of for this.