COKTOE on 30 April 2019
Ok. So like, an RPG where you do real life tasks. Say you've gone to the bathroom twice, maybe three times, and then you take a shower. Which grants +1 charisma. Then, only a few minutes after drying yourself from the shower, the coffee and apples, and cheese you ate to replenish HP causes you to have to go to the bathroom again, and it creates a huge mess. It's everywhere. You have to shower again even though you just did it. This causes you to go BERSERK, granting you +1 melee against Minotaurs, but -3 magic resistance against Lych Kings.
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."
