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COKTOE said:
CaptainExplosion said:

You do realize there are people who still buy wired controllers today, right?

People do all kinds of things. Do you know how many times I've smoked crack? Take a guess.....But TWO fuckin' wires? I might be crazy but I ain't no fool. By the way, if you ever get the chance to try crack, give it a shot. Amazing. Don't believe all the negative hype. Just, don't overdo it or make it anything more than a weekend thing in your youth and you'll be fine. Oh, and never throw your girlfriend out of a moving car.

I met this homeless guy while looking for H and him and I smoked crack for a couple hours. Every time he would take a hit, he would snap his tongue with the roof of his mouth. Eventually I asked him what that was all about, and he said "that's the whip, boy. Woo!", and took another hit.

That's a 100% true story, as much as I wish it weren't.