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My few clubbing experiences were horrific and embarrassing.
-Desperately talking to different girls only to be immediately shot down.
-Being asked to buy drinks by a couple of girls saying "You're just using me for drinks. You're going to leave as soon as I buy them" and immediately being left the second they got the drinks in their hands.
-Dancing SO BADLY that the girl who asked me to dance danced away from me and was never seen again.
-Going to a club on what I didn't know was "ladies night" and being surrounded by male strippers

It's like a bad 90s movie and I feel like jumping off of a building just thinking about it. You don't want my advice.

Twitter: @d21lewis