American Republican Jesus

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ResilientFighter said:

They think jesus is a white American male who did not dedicate his life to helping the poor the hungry the homeless the lepers and was extremely anti violence and vengeance
They think he stands for anti abortion and anti lgbt laws plus pro unlimited guns and stand your ground laws

Mummelmann said:
That was pretty damn good!

Ditto these two.

Branko2166 said:
Be careful what you wish for. SJW/collectivist Jesus will be something else.

While not being a Jesus parody, I'm pretty sure there was something like that on South Park. I believe he was called 'Hippie Liberal Douche'.