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I had a lovely time hunting, however I'm still longing to explore the rest of the map. Thus I unwillingly headed back to camp. Of course my horse didn't behave on the way there in his typical way. Really can you not see that tree.

He was supposed to turn left there....

So at night I took him out to make him watch what happens to horses that keep screwing up

It's a shame that lovely thud noise is lost in the gif.


Anyhow that's when the misery began. I got tricked again into a miserable mission with the varmint rifle as the only weapon in my inventory...  I can't stand these story missions with Dutch anymore. The most ridiculous stand on this spot or fail nonsense followed. He even shoved me out of the way to get me to go to my assigned x on the floor. F you Dutch. Should have done this a long time ago.


I skipped though the mission, restrictive nonsense. Then he wanted to do something so obviously stupid I didn't even want to begin the mission. Yet Dutch's icon was the only one left. So I started shooting at him in Saint Denis to see what happens. The coward fled, ran all the way back to camp. I ran him down a couple times on horse, he just got up and kept going again. Finally het got to camp all muddy and looking quite pissed. Of course as soon as he walked into camp his clothes cleared up like the weather and he looked his usual smug self again. He was still glaring at me or that might just be his neutral expression.

I tried burning him in town after reloading, alas he's invulnerable outside missions. It did attract the police and started a huge shoot out. I simply kept behind Dutch, using him as a shield while he took out about 50 blue guys. Of course in good R* fashion more and more keep spawning in until they are coming from all sides, at which point Dutch bolted to let me die.

Ok, I'll try your stupid mission. Yup same old shit. At some point the game even took almost all control away. Escape through the alley ways, nuh uh, Stay with the idiots that can get killed at any moment. Skip skip, bleh.

Thanks for the bounty Dutch, I didn't even fire a shot, well except at you.

Next mission I get dumped with crap guns again, yet I don't think you were supposed to be able to kill the monster yet anyway. I couldn't find it after though. Probably bugged  or I have to do Dutch' next assignment first. Tomorrow, I've had enough 'story' for now.