Vyse_Blue_Rogue on 19 October 2018
When I get home after a night out on the piss, I'm too lazy to go to the toilet so I always urinate in an empty bottle by my bed. One summer afternoon i woke up and the smell of piss was making me feel sick so I poured it out of my bedroom window. Directly beneath my window is the patio table and chairs. Unbeknown to me at the time, my mother and grandmother were having lunch at said table and it went all over them. My nan still doesn't really speak to me to this day.
