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CaptainExplosion said:
CladInShadows said:

This.  I have twins arriving in November (or possibly October, they are notorious for arriving early).  There will be more body fluids flying around than in a slasher film.

Oh I wouldn't say that.

Have you seen baby poop fly out the back of a diaper and all the way up to the neck? And that doesn't take into consideration the peeing, vomiting, and drooling. And snot.  You know, I have to buy a snot sucker to get the snot out of their noses.  A Snot Sucker.