Are... you guys... seriously arguing over how realistic the fucking chainsaw battles are in Gears?
Okay, it's perfectly alright to fight aliens. It's perfectly reasonable to accept that Master Chief is a 700 lb. man with 1000 lb. armor who can jump 15 feet in the air. It's perfectly acceptable that a plumber and his lanky brother continutally save a princess from a giant um... Dragon? WTF is Bowser anyway? It's perfectly acceptable that you can be almost be shot to death in any shooting game, hide for 6 seconds, and immediately recover so you can resume battle. It's also reasonable to assume that somewhere in America, there is a city named after Raccoons that not only has a crack-elite police force but also happens to contain a super-secret genetics lab under the city that, coincidentally, happens to be run by complete fucking lunatics.
But chainsaw fights? Aw hell no, that shit is fake.
*shakes head in disbelief*
You people are making my head hurt.
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