Masenko on 06 July 2007
| Gballzack said: Also, why leave any part of the original FF7 back story to the graces of player interpretation or flashbacks when you can just whore it out by giving it its own game. Thanks Square, thanks. I mean what next? A Side Scrolling Platformer to explain how Cait Sith's body and Mog doll were manufactured? A lifestyle game for the DS where you play Hojo as a college student learning chemistry with the Stylus? A Puzzle Fighting game to explain how Tifa got her first training bra (or better yet an explanation as to why they chose to downgrade her breast size in the new games, those dickless cowards)? |
This is definitely the funniest paragraph ever. Partially because it's true. I think they downgraded the breast size for money issues... animating those with some DOA physics for FFVII:AC probably would have broke the movie budget :P
Anyway, Square keeps releasing remakes of their old games because they're reminders to the consumers that their games used to be good. It seems like they fired the writers and replaced them with animators. Now FF games seem like they're just movies where you hit the X button once in a while and walk from bad plot point A to undisclosed location in the general direction of B. What ever happened to spoony bards?
