"Newcomer's Introduction Thread"- What brought you here?

[S.Peelman]

spurgeonryan said:

S.Peelman said:
Hi I’m S.Peelman, but my real name doesn’t start with an S and my last name isn’t Peelman.

Go on,  I am intrigued. 

My name is Ryan and last name is Spurgeon. I have post pictures of myself,  my phone number and even my social at one point here. 

Do you get phone calls from people here?