It's only unfair if the other person does not call the piece in question one of the greatest works of the past 200 years.
I simply draw comparisons. He brings me Big Boss dialogue, I retaliate with Dickens. He gives me emotion, I give him a scene from Schindler's List. He gives me philosophy, I present the last ten minutes of 2001. He gives me humor, I roll back with The Scarlet Pimpernel. He gives me depth, I bow to War & Peace. Or maybe Magnolia. Or maybe Apocolypse Now... I could keep going on for days.
It's not that difficult to see who is right here. I'm backing up my argument with works that are unchallenged by the best and brightest of the world and he brings back one professor who taught at a community college in Texas and never actually had the class approved.
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