The I just beat the game thread

[rocketpig]

Frodaddyg said:

rocketpig said:
MGS4. Ninja Gaiden is coming tomorrow. We'll see if I have the patience to beat it.

I started on Warrior ("normal" difficulty, which is actually "goddammit, where's my gun, I want to shoot my TV" difficulty) and got to chapter 10 or 11. Then my brother started over on Acolyte (easiest) difficulty, and we flew through it after the practice we had on "Fuck-You-Explosive-Shuriken-Throwing-Ninja!!!" difficulty. I'd recommend beating a few boards on Warrior to get you used to the controls and make you work a little at it, but Acolyte is definitely the way to go if you want to see what the "story" (term used INCREDIBLY loosely) has to offer.

I'd go back and finish the last handful of chapters on Warrior, but I've found slamming my dick in a car door has the same effect and saves me time.

Good to know. While I appreciate the fact that Battletoads/Kid Icarus/TMNT games still exist, I already suffered through that shit when I was a kid. I don't need that anymore.