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Fret not my worried little muffin top. All that means is you're growing into your adult body. You're what we call in the industry a seasoned vet. One who makes unbiased decisions in his/her gaming expedition...willing to sacrifice the exact electricity bill it takes to play that ONE GAME YOU JUST HAVVVE TO PLAY.


.....I'm done. Or am I....hmmm



Insert Coin. Press START. You Died. Continue?