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AngryLittleAlchemist on 23 March 2018
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For me, far and away Uncharted. The other games I'm going to list, aren't games I hate, but man I almost hate Uncharted alone just based on how overrated it is, and that's not even counting how poorly designed it is. A story that is massively overrated because ... uhhh ... PS3 cutscenes! The future! Characters that are thin as ice, EXTREEEEMELY inconsistent in their character arks, stories that feel like they never have a proper mid-game, shitty villains(okay ... 4's was almost good), games repeating their place in the story (4 is literally just 3 if 3 wasn't trash), terrible gun mechanics (how did Naughty Dog go from shit with 1, to decent with 2, to the biggest shit with 3?), and last but certainly most egregious ... the type of gameplay that isn't even fun. Walk, run, kill 2 guys, and then climb a wall for 3 minutes. Edit: Actually I have to edit this, this is wrong, as of Uncharted 4 IT'S ACTUALLY : Walk, walk, walk, get on a boat, walk, walk, press triangle, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, shoot, run, climb, walk.

Okay ... so moving on ...

Breath of the Wild. I'm not even going to explain why, it's too sad.

Super Mario Odyssey's objectives are beyond forgiveness. So boring and shitty. The levels even lock out which content you can pursue at once (and i'm not talking about before the boss fights either) so you can't even do the content you want in the order you want ... which ruins the point of a ... sandbox game. The endgame is literally just Nintendo reusing content and doing a shitty job of spreading new objectives around. Super Mario 3D World, which is probably one of the top 50 games I've ever played, was way better.

If I stay bad at Splatoon, Splatoon. If I get good at Splatoon, not Splatoon, but the Splatoom GaaS model.

Shovel Knight. It was .... ok .... but that was it.

The Last of Us. I'm still trying to figure out how this was considered an original story when The Walking Dead was also a popular game? It's still a good game though.

Oh, and even though it's not a game, Kojima. No one gives a shit if you want to grow your Youtube channel by paying lip service to Kojima by ranting about Konami long after they've already been made irrelevant, shut the fuck up already.