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Oh wow. Another nomination! And since it won't be removed this time, it will afford me the opportunity to be crushed.

I already had a tear filled heart to heart with TruckOSaurus about how I can't participate in the voting process of these contests due to, to be somewhat nonspecific, sentimental reasons. He said "there-there", I said "thanks for understanding", and we went down to the beach to have a cigarette and reflect.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."