Someone make a gif for me?

[roadkillers]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3JSGte59QykrOOENVg/giphy.gif

 

Can you have Uncle Rico throwing a Bible? I've been trying for a couple of hours, but I can't get a good program to do frame by frame to adjust the bible height. It is for a bible study, the dude really likes Napoleon Dynamite.