Aziz Ansari Is Guilty. Of Not Being a Mind Reader - NYT

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maxleresistant said:

I'm just glad to be married and not have to be in the dating game anymore.

Seriously, a few months from now a first sexual intercourse will be something like this

"Man: Do I have your permission to kiss you?
Woman: Ok
Man: Do you consent to me touching your boobs and vagina?
Woman: Go ahead.
Man: I think this is the right moment for me to initiate the intercourse, can I insert my penis into your vagina?
Woman: I guess so.
Man; That doesn't work, I need a clear and precise answer from you, by the way you should speak louder and look at the camera when you answer, so that the recording can be admissible in a court of law.
Woman: Wut?"

You forgot all the questions in between to make sure her silence doesn't mean "no".