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It's been pretty good. I mean, just yesterday was pretty choice. Do you know what I did 6 times in 90 minutes? You'll never guess. But if you do, you get an autographed picture, and one month of free subscription to my newsletter: "First World Problems Come First". My latest article: "Raw, Red, And Beyond!" has just hit the press today!



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."