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Technarchy said:

Being ruled by aliens might be an improvement over being ruled by corporations and plutocrats.

So, lets give it a shot and being welcoming. If they want to eat people lets start with politicians.

The politicians will probably do the negotiating with the aliens and will be last on the plate served up with vegetables and gravy. You only have to look at the past conqueror's be it WW2 or earlier to see how politicians serve their conquerors even profit from it sometimes. Someone has to organise us for processing at the meat factory and lie to us about what is actually happening. Reality though aliens will probably just release a virus with a genetic modifier that turns us all into alien food or whatever else are chemicals would be good for.  We could all end up looking like spongebob square pants but composed of some alien delicacy so that we are easy to store until needed. They could even include a genetic modifier that makes us want to be eaten therefore saving them the resources of having to hunt/find us. As in the restaurant at the end of the universe its better to eat an animal that wants to be eaten than one that doesn't. We could even be programmed to prepare ourselves for cooking and then climb in the oven at the end etc.