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I would work for Willy Wonka.

As for the games companies I would chose M$ without a doubt. I would use the same strategy they use for their OS. I would work there like a spyware, screwing up all their divisions. I would buy I-pods for all my co-workes, invite them to play Wii sports on lunch hour, give away movies as gifts on Blu Ray format, install Firefox on my division PCS and make Google.com my main page. I would use their E3 strategy on themselves. In the end my co workers would be so dependent of non-M$ stuff they wold not live without it.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."