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rocketpig said:
Not surprisingly, I've put a lot of thought into this.

I boiled it down to this:

I want to rent one of those massive gliders, get it as high as possible, and then crash it into the ground like the biggest fucking lawn dart in the world. All the while, I want to be blasting Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" and cackling maniacally.
I had you pegged as a "suitcase nuke in a population center" kind of guy. *shrug*

The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.