Super Smash Bros. Brawl is supposed to be a game, made up entirely of previous Nintendo games. Every single square inch should be nostalgic. There should be nothing new. Even items. There's far too many previous Nintendo enemies, and items, not featured in the game, that in absolutely no way, should be replaced by new enemies, and new items. Nothing should be new. For example, in Subspace Emissary, the only enemies that are reminiscent of the past, are Goombas, Koopas, Bullet Bills, Hammer Bros., and maybe a few others. There's no Kirby enemies. No Zelda enemies. No Metroid enemies. No Star Fox enemies. No Earthbound enemies. No Sonic (he's in the game) enemies. No Snake (also in the game) enemies. No Marth enemies. No Donkey Kong enemies. And so on. Instead, there's the ugliest barrage of new crap, like fat, ugly chickens, electric clouds, and more bullshit. And yes, if there are new items too, they should not be there, but I don't remember seeing any new items. I still don't understand why that Star Wars light saver is in the game, though. In Super Smash Bros., all the enemies existed from before. In Super Smash Bros. Melee, in Adventure Mode, all the enemies existed from before. So there's no excuse. No fucking excuse, why so many enemies from previous Nintendo games are missing, and that they are replaced by the worst, uninspired, group of enemies, you have to fight repetitively, throughout the entire game. Especially those weird, green, eggplant enemies, with that purple stuff coming out of their backs. I swear, I had to fight them over a thousand times, and the last fight was no harder than the first. Subspace Emissary is decent, but nowhere near a masterpiece. That is why it is complete bullshit. Now you know. Argue if you may, but I know it would have been better if all the enemies were reminiscent. I can already visualize it, so I know it would have been better. It's kind of like the same thing they did to Banjo, adding new vehicles, and Sonic, adding those disgusting humans, and Crash, making him look so ugly. It's one of "those" things.







