Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself, Invents Black Suspect to Blame

[Leadified]

Soundwave said:

Leadified said:

He needs a spicy title for that production value though.

World Gone MADDDDD!

Too much? 

That might spark a copyright infringement incident on the forums. Maybe something more like "Wild World News" which has the spirit of the original along with it's own unique spin.