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Mine matters enough to me that after I had this one for 2 or 3 days....


....I thought to myself: Self, not everybody is going to like this, or find it funny. In fact, some people might think you're a ghoul. So, in a semi-panicked rush to change it, I made mine a selfie, which is what it has remained for the last 6-7 weeks.




- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."