Game journalist utterly fails at trying to do Cuphead's tutorial

[Peh]

This is painful to watch, especially from someone calling himself a game journalist. These people obviously never touched a gamepad before.

So, when is the first satire video being released on how Polygon is looking for employers?

Poly: "So, we are looking to increase our staff. We are in search of professional videogame journalists. What's your experience in those games? How long have you been in the scene?
Guy: " I've only done board games so far".
Poly: " That's close enough. You got the job!"
Guy:. :D