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Just once can someone produce a video game piece that doesn't share all the production values and douchebaggy narration of an extended Mountain Dew commercial?



The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.