AngryLittleAlchemist on 06 August 2017
You might judge games "too quickly" but I can't blame you when Horizon has a terrible opening.
1st Grader's comprehension of the Scarlet Letter
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Extremely dramatic acting
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Dialogue Wheel
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Names like "Alloy" and "Rost"
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scripted tutorial that acts like the player is a badass
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Alloy narrating every single thing she thinks to the character
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Whatever the opposite of viagra is
