What do you do at those Con things?

[The Fury]

What size are we talking? Not the boobs, the convention?

MCM London - You get to talk to people, go to talks, go to signings, play games and you'll not only see hot girls in cosplay but big fat guys in cosplay too.

My local town 'comic con' - You'll see that guy who appeared on Doctor Who once that now can't get work and a retired Marvel write who wrote for Marvel UK only in the 80s. No boobs, just people trying to flog you stuff.