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Take my weenie. I can live without that. Besides, there will come a point where your weenie no longer works. I'd rather be able to hear music and since I'm an artist...I kind of need to see. Taking away either of the two cripples you so much compared to your penis which just pleases your flesh and makes babies. For those who want children I guess you can't say penis unless you want a surrogate thing going on. I'm at the point where I feel I'd be too much of a coward to have kids so yeah...that's my reasoning. 

Also if my penis was gone, I could quit fapping and get more stuff done with my life.