Would You Rather Lose Sight in One Eye or Lose Your Hearing Entirely?

[WrathofTank]

Ka-pi96 said:
One of those would result in wearing an eye patch. Eye patches look cool!
The other would probably result in suicide.

Which do you think I'd prefer?

 

Slarvax said:
Who wouldn't want to be a pirate, mate?

LOL you guys have completely ruined my poll!