Got the gold relic today. It's not nearly as bad as you would think after first completing the level. There's only few truly tight jumps and the big thing which makes the level easy is that you have plenty of time and idle moments where you can concentrate on the next obstacles. Stormy Ascent might be the hardest level but it definitely isn't the hardest gold relic.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198







