Who Should Not Buy a Wii - A Non-Buyer's Guide

[Paul]

The Ghost of RubangB said:

rocketpig said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:

rocketpig said:
I would absolutely love to play Brawl with people... If I could trash talk them at the same time.

Trash talking is 95% of the fun in games like that. Same goes for MK. What's the point of playing if you can't yell "EAT RED SHELL, ASSHOLE!" to your friend in first place?

It's this new casual gaming invention designed by Nintendo, called "friends in real life." It works wonders.

 

ZAM!

Listen here, Junior. Not all of us live next door to our friends.

Shit, we don't even play kickball 'til dusk anymore. 

 

 I was just playing devil's advocate.  You think I still have friends?  The best I have is a weirdo roommate, but all he plays is Castlevania: Dracula X on SNES for 2 hours every single day, and a little Wii Fit here and there.

 

Wow, if you consider your roomate to be a weirdo he must be off the weirdo scale!!!