The true PS3 super-computer

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Cheebee said:
Why don't they just stick over 9000 PS3s together?

 Because in every PS3 is a tiny black hole, if you put too many together the Earth will get sucked in.

This is also the reason Sony are trying not to sell too many PS3s, they are trying to keep them sparse across the globe to keep us balanced.