Doe it really matter if God exists or not...?

[Peh]

Cerebralbore101 said:

Peh said:

You mean like the "Epic of Gilgamesh"? 

No, no, no! You see even though the clay tablets predate the earliest biblical flood text by 900 years, it was the Babylonians that stole the flood story from the Hebrews. See, the Hebrews have a long history of Oral transmission, and this obviously means that they passed the flood story down through word of mouth for nearly a thousand years before those dirty Babylonians conquered them, and committed cultural apropriation!

God should have taught the hebrews how to write so they wouldn't look like plagiarists.