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Turkish said:

The strongest relationships.

Nintendo: hot nerdy, busty chick, Sony's ex gf.

Microsoft: nerdy shy guy, despite looking nerdy isn't all that intelligent and flunks school, is mad in love with Nintendo but the love isn't reciprocal

Sony: athletic guy with a IQ of 140, studies nuclear physics while also preparing for the Olympics, can get any chick he wants but refuses them

*based on platform popularity and exclusive output

The hell am I reading? Nintendo has been known to send props XBox's way.