Words cannot describe how much I hate this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taVW8Kv2HcQ
Close 2nd (and one of the most horrible 80s videos as well):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ect3VoEUJn8
Well, at least we can play football...
Deserved 3rd place goes to the guy who reunited my country:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cejq10jZ0kQ