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I'll warn you that I'm not hyped for anyone at all this year, so if anyone's in a good mood right they now might want to skip this post. I'm not confident anyone will bring anything, and really the only thing I, well, "need", for the lack of a better word, is a trailer of Mario Odyssey.

So this is what I expect my general state of mind will be at any of these conferences, provided I'll actually watch the one in question;

Nintendo: "That's it?"
Sony: "Yawn"
Microsoft: "Come on really?!"
Ubisoft: "Soo cheesy"
EA: "Automatic 1/10"
Bethesda: "They actually have something to show?"
SquareEnix: "Isn't this the Bethesda conference?"
PC Gaming: "Why?"