I wish I had a time machine to go back to 2010

[Pyro as Bill]

superchunk said:

Pyro as Bill said:

Buy cocaine on the darknet, exchange the cocaine for USD locally.

localbitcoins.com is considered the quickest/simplest.

So you can't just pull the money out? You have to ask some other schmuck to pay you for your bitcoins?

*goldbug detected*

Yeah there are exchanges you can use but some US banks aren't big fans of bitcoin trading. I wouldn't know which one to recommend. You can make a little extra on localbitcoins v an exchange.

With the exception of the last week, the only schmucks are those who bought inflationary paper money with bitcoin.