I wish I had a time machine to go back to 2010

[superchunk]

Pyro as Bill said:

superchunk said:
How do you pull money out of bitcoin as US dollars?

Buy cocaine on the darknet, exchange the cocaine for USD locally.

localbitcoins.com is considered the quickest/simplest.

So you can't just pull the money out? You have to ask some other schmuck to pay you for your bitcoins?