Why Did Microsoft Not Include Asian, Straight, While, Male Gamers on their YouTube videos at GDC?

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Fei-Hung said:
I'm going to throw my rattle out of the pram too since OP has and add my two cents:

1) why aren't brown people (Pakistani, Indian, bengali) not getting their own video

Because they fit under the black umbrella

2) why aren't Arabs getting their own video

Because then Microsoft would be seen as promoting terrorism. 

 3) why aren't people with dwarfism getting their own video

Because no one ever sees them.

4) why aren't people with autism getting their own video

Because they throw stuff and an xbox controller is as hard as a rock and could crack each others skulls

5) why aren't oaps getting their own video

Because they too busy taking viagra and goign at it in the nursing homes.

6) my cat isn't represented either and that's a big no no, because my cat is frigging awesome

Because Micrososft hate animals. I agree they should be represented