d21lewis on 21 May 2017
I posted this several years ago but I was cheating with this hot 19 year old lady. We were supposed to go out in a date when I had a moment of clarity. I met her at a church parking lot and told her that I was going to take my daughter to see Horton Hears a Who, instead. At that precise moment, my gf's dad pulls up, looks me in the eye, and drives away.
Shit like that used to happen to me all of the time. Sometimes, so unbelievable that it felt like my life was a bad sitcom.
