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Okay, so I fractured my arm at work and was out for 10 weeks. It happened right at the elbow so they didn't put a cast on it but I could do absolutely nothing with that arm. No straightening or bending.

Right after that, the position that I really wanted opened up. I'm 80% sure they would have given it to me.

A few days later, a large dog got killed on the road and the corpse ended up right beside my mailbox.

Then we had a snowstorm and snow and ice got piled up on top of the dog from where they cleared the road.

At least my mom gave me a big jar of pickles for Christmas.