I'm heterosexual, but can totally see beauty in a man. Everybody knows who's good looking, right? Right!? It's gross that it matters, but we're fucking animals. Anyways, that Mario picture in the OP: There are tractors in Farming Simulator 2017 that are sexier than than that abomination. Among the many atrocities contained within, it looks like his innards have been surgically moved on top of his crotch after a life altering attack by a mountain lion. I'll vote for Glass Joe. Nice physique. Terrible boxer, but still pulls in solid money on undercards. Sells real estate on the side. Makes a great omelette. I can imagine him being a very tender lover, not because he's especially emotional or caring, but just for fear of being knocked-out during an especially rough session.
- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."
